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Joke of the Day

"What's The Difference Between Santa and a Muslim? Santa will be able to enter the united states next year!"

"New drinking game: Draw a card, if it's black take a shot... I call it Ferguson."

"Why don't blind people skydive? cos it scares the shit out of their dogs."

"How do you know you're getting old? When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm."

"Jay-Z has vowed to never use the word ""bitch"" again I guess he has 100 problems now."

"Adopt a Highway ""When do you think it is a safe age to tell a highway it's been adopted?"""

"""Dad what IS the moon?"" It is cheese. Delicious cheese. Thats why rats come out at nite, to look at it. We must never let rats on the moon."

"We're sneaking a couple 40s into Toy Story 3. We'll be the ones howling in the back anytime someone says, ""Woody."""

"It's not karma, you're just an idiot."

"According to the police, public masturbation is not considered a ""street performance"". Even if you have a hat on the ground on front of you."