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Joke of the Day

"Then there was the time a cement truck collided with a paddy wagon. Twelvehardened criminals escaped."

"What do reddit fans and Apple fans have in common? They both like seeing the same thing a year later."

"What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night? Morgue Attendant"

"Drummers of Reddit. What does coffee and Ginger Baker have in common? They both suck without Cream."

"""They dared me to"" is always a valid excuse."

"please help laptop problem I painted my laptop black in hope of it running faster, now it doesnt work at all."

"How many women with PMS does it take to screw-in a light bulb? Two. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . IT JUST DOES, OKAY?"

"When I grow up I want to be a fire truck... I want to be big, red and have 8 men in me at once"

"Why was Snape in the middle of the road? So you would never know what side he was on."

"How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan? He was de-lighted"