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Joke of the Day
"I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook... They wanted books but instead they got magazines"
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"[Justice League HQ] Batman: Hahaha *changes his HBO GO password and doesn't give the new one to The Flash*"
"Jewish dietary law... Pork and shellfish may be eaten only in a good Chinese restaurant."
"How do you call a cow with no legs? You don't, because cows don't have phones."
"Have I ever taught you South american Judo? Judo know if I have a knife, Judo know if I got a gun."
"I liked you better before we met."
"""So I was on a spaceship, and you were there, but it was not you, you know? Anyways..."" - MLK's less important dream"
"A group of people were yelling at me in the movie theater. It got so loud I had to take my phone call outside."
"Haloween is over, but i just saw a group of people dressed up as the ghosts of the Cone Heads."
"How do dragons in Antarctica stay warm? They always have several lairs."