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Joke of the Day

"Dont be a racist, be like Mario... he is an Italian plumber created by Japanese people, who speaks English, looks like a Mexican that jumps like a black man and grabs coins like a Jew."

"Why do Jews have big noses? Because air is free. (Stolen from my science textbook)"

"I just walked in on two coworkers crying in a conference room and I was like, ""mind if I join?"""

"i may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented i forgot where i was going with this"

"What do you call it when you shoot 49 hot loads in people at a gay bar? An Orlando ~~black~~ *white* sheet party..."

"if a woman tells me she just wants be friends I say ok but I get to be rachel"

"Text 'ANYTHING' to 'Any Number' to donate $5 to your service provider if you have no texting plan."

"BREAKING: Swiss Police confirm that, when arrested, all seven FIFA officials threw themselves on the ground and pretended to be injured."

"Bicyclists, it's one thing to hog the road, but it's quite another to expect us to know your fancy hand signals. Also, I can see your balls."

"Why do rappers always get arrested? Because he who did the rhyme did the crime"