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Joke of the Day
"You have the body of a professional athlete If competitive eating can be considered a sport"
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"You know peanuts can kill a person! Well, they are nuts, after all!"
"What happens when Niagara trips? Niagara Falls"
"If you come across a stranger in a dark alley immediately hug him so he knows you're not a threat."
"[phone rings in 1984] ""Eric get the phone"" Hello? ""Tell em I'm not home."" She's not home. ""Ask who it is."" My mom wants to know who this is."
"What did Anakin order from the Italian bakery? Only one cannoli."
"My friend got sent to prison for pulling out 3 people from a burning building Unfortunately, it turned out they were firefighters"
"my son just asked me where do pizzas come from adn has yet to ask me where do babeys come from. thats my boy"
"I sent off half a score of jokes into a competition to increase my chances to win.. Unfortunately no pun in ten did."
"Whats the best part about fingering a gypsy on her period. You get your palm red for free."