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Joke of the Day

"You have the body of a professional athlete If competitive eating can be considered a sport"

"I can speak 10 languages. English and Binary"

"I got a job installing elevators It's some next level shit"

"You know they say 25% of women are medicated for being ""crazy"".. That means the other 75% is running around un-medicated."

"How can you tell a redneck girl is a virgin? She can run faster than her brother."

"Diarrhea is the #2 cause of death in the U.S."

"I tried on a Trojan Magnum...its really hard to breathe in those things."

"I bet every time Beyonce leaves a restaurant everyone fights over who gets to smell her chair"

"I have daily sex... ... I mean dyslexia."

"A Catholic named Jose climbed mount Olympus. He saw God at the top and said ""Hey! Zeus!"""