152483
Joke of the Day
"In Theory... In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they never are."
Next Joke
"tinder, huh? back in my day if you wanted a girl to notice you, you had to dress like a gargoyle and cling to the roof of her parents' home"
"Did you hear about the cow who tried to jump over a barbed wire fence? It was an udder disaster."
"What do you call a communist sniper? A Marxman"
"What do you call a funny mosquito? Malarious -My gf's homemade joke"
"It's official. I hate Nickelback more than terrorism."
"Tasteless Irish joke: How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None. Happy saint Patricks Day!"
"Men are like road kill. They usually just lie around until they start to smell."
"How do you circumcise a West Virginian man? Punch his sister in the throat."
"tower shaped appetisers are a bit of a mouthful. Talk about tall hors d'oeuvre"