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Joke of the Day
"Whats the best part about fingering a gypsy on her period. You get your palm red for free."
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"How can your make 7 even? Take away the ""S"""
"What Olympic event that involves throwing should be eliminated? Discuss"
"This girl came up to me today and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. I was confused. I never met herbivore."
"The Violin Ensemble playing in Carnegie Hall somehow got an R-18 rating... The censors say it contains explicit scenes of violins encore."
"Spicy Pickup Line If I had a can of salt, I'd assault you. But all I have is cumin."
"The Five Stages of Christmas Shopping Grief: - denial - anger - strong language - moderate violence - a lifetime ban from Toys R Us"
"""WE HERE AT BIG PHARMA RECOGNIZE THAT WHEN YOU'RE DEPENDENT ON ADDICTIVE OPIOID PAINKILLERS YOUR BIGGEST PROBLEM IS YOU CAN'T POOP"""
"I turn the radio down when I drive by cops so there's no evidence of fun."
"Whats the best thing about being addicted to speed? Only one more sleep until Christmas!"