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Joke of the Day

"I sent off half a score of jokes into a competition to increase my chances to win.. Unfortunately no pun in ten did."

"Mexican Hippie Slogan We love everyjuan!!"

"The only thing I can fix in this world tonight is another drink."

"[spelling bee] JUDGE: Your word is ""incorrect"" KID: I haven't spelled it yet JUDGE: No, that's your word KID: T-H-A-T-'-S JUDGE: No- KID: N-"

"So, when does this adulthood thing start then?"

"Why did Heisenberg have a miserable sex life? Because when he found the correct position, he didn't have the momentum, and when he finally found the time, he didn't have the energy."

"[30 Days of Christmas Jokes] Why was Santa's little helper sad? Because he had low ELFesteem"

"Funny Comeback Dad: you better pass your exam or else forget me as your father! son: ..... son: sure, whatever dad. FIVE HOURS LATER Dad: so how was your exam? Son: who the hell are you?"

"After a failed college project to fight hunger, Clark decided to focus on fighting crime and thereby dropping a p from Supperman."

"What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses ? If one bit you you could ride it to hospital !"