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Joke of the Day

"[phone rings in 1984] ""Eric get the phone"" Hello? ""Tell em I'm not home."" She's not home. ""Ask who it is."" My mom wants to know who this is."

"Hurricane Malt Liquor: Because the power shouldn't be the only thing experiencing a blackout this weekend."

"What's with people thinking white people shoot up schools? I'm white and I have only shot up like 2 schools."

"Muy Picante: What does a nosey pepper do? Gets jalapeno business!"

"Ughh so pissed off. My mail order bride is pretending she doesn't speak english just so she doesn't have to wear the jester outfit again."

"Q. What do you call a one legged linedancer? A. Eileen (I Lean)"

"What is the only part of a vegetable you cannot eat? The wheelchair."

"What did the school in Egypt finally get? A new bus."

"So, a dyslexic walks into a bra..."

"My friend has a PhD in sexual deviancy She can talk about autoerotic asphyxiation until she's blue in the face!"