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Joke of the Day
"What happens when Niagara trips? Niagara Falls"
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"The room is 15$ a night. Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It's $5 if you make your own bed. Guest: I'll make my own bed. Innkeeper: Good. I'll get you some nails and wood."
"Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek? A: One."
"Two cryptographers walk into a bar No one knows what they are talking about."
"Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball? They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)"
"""Son do you know how to tell if a pineapple is ripe?"" *throws pineapple against grocery store wall* ""Ah nuts that was a good one."""
"[1st date] Would it be odd if someone brought their cat on a date? Her: Very, what's in the box? Nothing, waiter cancel that can of tuna"
"sleepy from being on your phone too much? there's a nap for that"
"When I get naked in the bathroom... When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on."
"eer booze and fun!' 'An Indian a Rabbi the Pope an Italian and an Irishman all walk into a bar together and sit down. The bartender looks at all 5 of them and says ""What is this... some kind of joke?"""