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Joke of the Day
"What did Anakin order from the Italian bakery? Only one cannoli."
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"My lucky number is 17 so I'm really hoping that 2017 is finally going to be my year. Otherwise, I'll have to change my lucky number again."
"Q: What did Bill Clinton say to Monica? A: I told you to lick my erection not wreck my election."
"Euphemism? I 'ardly know 'im!"
"The people at U.P.S are assholes. They sent me a message telling me I have a small Package... I mean, what are they doing opening my mail and looking at my pictures anyway?"
"Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims."
"""Like, 2?"" - someone in a decision-making position when asked how many outlets a hotel room should have"
"TIL that Hitler never ate cake Apparently all the ovens were already being used."
"What do you call 4 dicks tied together? An erectangle."
"what do you call a fake noodle an impasta"