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Joke of the Day

"So a special type of animal that can turn into food does not cross something. What a CHICKEN!"

"When clowns first attacked these shores nobody took it seriously. It's just one boat, how many could there be, they said."

"How 'Words' are created.. The early bird catches the worm. Holds it hostage. Stockholm Syndrome sets in. The worm and bird have babies."

"Do you want to hear a ghost joke? That's the spirit"

"What's a rock group with four guys that don't sing? Mount Rushmore"

"bathroom is like the church's confession box..everyone is so full of shit when they enter.."

"How do you join a Vampire Fan Club? Send your name address and blood group."

"If Facebook was school I swear we would all have perfect attendance."

"Did you hear about the mechanic who dreamed of being a plumber? It was all a pipe dream."

"Did you know I'm dating a dental hygienist? She has the cleanest teeth I've ever come across."