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Joke of the Day

"When clowns first attacked these shores nobody took it seriously. It's just one boat, how many could there be, they said."

"What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding? Thanks for the mammaries!"

"Having fun with your primary-school friends, a perfectly legal thing to do, before... ...the *age of consent* was invented."

"What's the best thing about dating a homeless chick? You can drop her off anywhere!"

"Definition of a teenager? God's punishment for enjoying sex. "

"tomorrow is erection day for all the Asian-Americans."

"Today I opened the door to the supply room and four Japanese guys jumped out and yelled ""supplies!"""

"What do identical stars do? Twin-kle"

"""Hey man, for our grammer project, do you think we might get an A?"" ""We shall C"""

"If I get one upvote I'll get drunk by myself tonight. Edit: Well okay, thanks Reddit, I upvoted it myself."