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Joke of the Day
"What did Caesar say when he went to the whorehouse? Veni Vidi Veni"
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"I used to cry when I got an erection... would call it my ""mourning wood"""
"I just ran into my barber on the street. He asked me how I liked the haircut he gave me last week. I told him it's growing on me."
"Oh, I just love it when people are being sarcastic. That's just really great. Thanks a lot."
"What's a blind mans worst fear ? A prius"
"I live with my wife in a two story house... ""I'm too tired"" and ""I have a headache"" are the only two stories I hear..."
"One positive of Arnold Palmer's passing... He's six under for the first time in years..."
"What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus entertainer ? Something that goes straight for the juggler !"
"What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle ? A tire."
"How Do You Embarrass An Archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from"