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Joke of the Day

"Do you want to hear a ghost joke? That's the spirit"

"Since reddit is nearing its demise, how do i cash out my gold? All 0 of it."

"Geico could probably save you more than 15 percent if they stopped spending 95 billion dollars on advertising."

"Stages of Candle Burning 1: this smells nice 2: still smells nice 3: this is all I can smell now 4: this is the only scent I have ever known"

"Me, as a judge: OK we'll take a quick recess now. *lawyers start discussing lawyer things* *I go outside and swing on the swingset*"

"What did the Hobbit say to the Japanese man as he was leaving? Shirenara!"

"I hope all goes well with Princess Kate's baby delivery.., ...but I think it might turn out to be a royal pain in the ass."

"Did you hear about the vampire in Camelot? He was a bite of the Round Table!"

"Olive Garden is appropriately named given that an olive garden is exactly where even Jesus was disappointed."

"96 is the number of rejection."