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Joke of the Day

"bathroom is like the church's confession box..everyone is so full of shit when they enter.."

"Pac-Man taught me that you can eat ghosts if you take enough pills."

"Looting has hit London's Covent Garden Specifically the new Apple Store. Police are looking for iWitnesses."

"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I've yet to pay money to have a lentil on my face"

"My version of a haunted house is hitting yes when an ATM asks me if I'd like to see my balance."

"What do you call the place where lesbian Eskimos meet up? A Klondike Bar"

"If Donald Trump becomes president, we could finally out-crazy North Korea."

"I play the triangle in my local reggae band I just stand at the back and ting."

"Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned? So Catholics could do this [makes the sign of the cross], instead of this [bangs self in head with fists]."

"Dog in a Bar A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: ""I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."""