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Joke of the Day

"bathroom is like the church's confession box..everyone is so full of shit when they enter.."

"I don't understand how Authorities can tell us that we ""Can't Negotiate with terrorists..."" I just got a free can of Coke with my kebab..."

"""Raising a family is hard,"" he said. ""Not if they're buried close enough together,"" replied the Necromancer."

"What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky? A full set of teeth."

"I am so used to automatic doors at work that when I come across one I have to physically open I just stand there like a dummy"

"why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is a child molester"

"Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart? Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small."

"I installed IOS 9 Beta. And it shot up my school."

"I got athlete's foot... I don't even work out, so I was flattered."

"Q: What is the proper way to address the king of the ghosts? A: Your ghostliness."