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Joke of the Day
"If Facebook was school I swear we would all have perfect attendance."
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"[Bunch of 6 year olds knock on my door] ""TRICK OR TREAT!"" You kids are in for a real treat... *slips each of them a copy of my demo tape*"
"I asked Princess Leia why her and Han weren't going to make it... She said it is because ""Han shot first."""
"I wanted a screamer or a moaner for Christmas Instead I got a sweater."
"The higher pitched my ""hey!"" the greater the chance I don't remember who you are."
"I like my.... I like my women how I like my font ... 18 and **bold**"
"Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him? He stung her into action."
"With great power comes great electricity bill."
"In The Oregonian, a Meier and Frank department store advertisement for women's bras and panties reads ""The perfect gift for that special woman in your life, or great to keep for yourself."""
"A seal walks into a bar The bartender says, ""What'll it be?"" The seal says, ""Anything but a Canadian Club."""