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Joke of the Day

"What's a rock group with four guys that don't sing? Mount Rushmore"

"Why did the crow go to the gym? To work on his caw strength."

"I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me."

"What is the biggest key when moving a piano up a flight of stairs? Be sharp or Be flat."

"How does William Shakespeare make chili? With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question."

"I was an unpopular child I got beat up a lot at school, but even though my teachers couldn't stop the beatings, they did give me a gym credit for them."

"Somebody Cadbury Cream egged our house last night. I'd be upset, but I've been too busy licking off the bricks."

"Seize the day. Repossess the evening. Impound last week. Forcibly confiscate the entire month of September."

"Sex in front of a mirror. I really see myself doing it."

"Tolkein in puns Is a very bad hobbit."