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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the mechanic who dreamed of being a plumber? It was all a pipe dream."
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"Santa's sack is on the sleigh... Q.-Why is Santa Claus's sack so big and heavy ? A.-Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it is down a chimney!"
"I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer today. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."
"Women complain about men using them only for sex as if sex is a bad thing. Sex is awesome. Start complaining when he starts using you for cooking, laundry and baby sitting while he is out having fun."
"What do you call that feeling when the bus finally arrives? a peasantfeeling"
"What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume? Give him the sheet music."
"What do you call the Pope after he's resigned? Ex-Benedict."
"Why doesn't Barbie get pregnant? Because Ken comes in other boxes."
"What's it called when a pig kills itself? Soooey!-cide"
"What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber? No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar."