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Joke of the Day

"How do you join a Vampire Fan Club? Send your name address and blood group."

"Did you hear about Scrooge's drinking problem? He had a dickens of a time with spirits."

"I forgot why I was retracing my steps so I gave up and re-retraced them back to bed."

"I had no idea time zones were so far apart...Just landed in China and it's fucking New Year apparently."

"when they read side effects in prescription drug commercials they should show the actors actually suffering from them instead of canoeing"

"The only thing Bill Cosby did wrong was pudding. ...pudding his dick where it doesn't belong."

"What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust."

"Stop making jokes about gay porn! Come on guys! *edit* Here's one more joke I'm fucking serious guys!"

"What does an elite hacker get after being arrested? [deleted]"

"What do you get when you kiss a canary? Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease."