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Joke of the Day
"Did you know I'm dating a dental hygienist? She has the cleanest teeth I've ever come across."
Next Joke
"Not everyone can brag about getting a handjob from their barber after a haircut... But then again, not everyone cuts their own hair."
"It was Jose's first day on the job... he introduced himself to his American co-workers: ""I'm jose"" They replied: ""if you're hose-a, where's hose-b and hose-c?"""
"I've been known to drive women crazy with my tongue. *never shuts the hell up*"
"It's easy to plan an orgy... ... the hard part is getting everyone to come."
"What do you call a psychic midget that just escaped prison? A small medium at large."
"Surprise parties are great. Depress your friend by pretending to forget their birthday, then terrify them briefly"
"What would my hippie side be doing right now? I already know that"
"What noise does a cat make when it drives past really fast? Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww"
"A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's, she changes it more often."