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Joke of the Day
"There are 10 types of men... Half of them understand binary, half of them don't."
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"Doctor is rummaging through his bag looking for a pen... He pulls out a rectal thermometer instead, ""Ah goddammit some asshole has my pen!"""
"I'm not the kind of guy to distance myself from anything... Far from it."
"Sorry I'm late, someone showed me an otter video, and then I looked up more otter videos for like half an hour."
"What's not there when you get into an argument, but there when you lose the argument? The door."
"I'm convinced that people are now just getting married and having babies to have something to post on FB"
"Did you hear about the lawyer selling moonshine from a van outside the courthouse? He was disbarred."
"Q: How do you get 27 kids to carve a statue? A: Have everybody chip in."
"When you clean a vacuum cleaner You become a vacuum cleaner"
"Every onion looks like it was in an abusive relationship."