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Joke of the Day

"What's not there when you get into an argument, but there when you lose the argument? The door."

"What did Helen Keller's friend say to her? (offensive) You should try blind dating."

"What do you call a cowboy with a case of bad gas? Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)"

"I fractured my tailbone this morning. I guess you could say I was pretty butthurt."

"What's the difference between a burger and a burglar? Cooking times."

"So I heard they've discontinued the Xbox 360... I guess it's an ex-box now."

"Can I legally change my name to the same name, but with a bigger font?"

"The elephant asked the camel: ""Why do you have your breasts on your back?"" The camel, clearly irritated, replies: ""What a silly question from someone who has a dick on his face."""

"starbucks is like a hooker... one on every corner and money upfront before they scream your name"

"What did the alcoholic Dad, away on business, say to the bartender at the hotel bar? I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either"