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Joke of the Day
"I'm not the kind of guy to distance myself from anything... Far from it."
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"Why couldn't Marco Rubio register on a web forum? The website required him to prove that he is not a robot."
"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on me"
"White people don't shoot each other in the streets like black people do... We shoot each other in schools, because we have class."
"""Hey, wanna get hunted down by humans?"" ""Sure, I'm game."""
"What was the Rabbi's favorite frozen treat? Jew-lato"
"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph... He isn't a full essay"
"No, no, I didn't need to talk to a customer service representative, thanks. I just wanted to hear some terrible music."
"What kills thousands of smokers a year? Natural Causes"
"Have you heard the joke about the man with no tongue? No? Probably a good thing, it's pretty tasteless."