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"When you clean a vacuum cleaner You become a vacuum cleaner"
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"A jealous woman...can make the FBI look like mall security."
"How do you call Niggeria leaving EU? blackout"
"Next time someone says ""Your Mom"" ""Let's get off moms, cause I just got off yours."""
"Is it possible for God to be a Cheeto Puffed? Because these taste pretty fucking great. EDIT: I'm getting downvoted but figure this is the reddit algorithm! cheeky cunts"
"What did the surfer say when he visited Syria? This place is totally radical!"
"Two Cannibals are eating Amy Schumer.. One turns to the other and says 'Does this taste funny to you?' The other looks back and replies 'no.'"
"Trust me, I'm a liar. Lawyer, I meant lawyer."