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Joke of the Day

"Sorry I'm late, someone showed me an otter video, and then I looked up more otter videos for like half an hour."

"How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb? One. He is drunk, and he tells the bulb to screw itself."

"Why is a bad government like a bikini? Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall."

"Did you hear that Oxygen and Magnesium are dating. OMg"

"Life without geometry... is pointless"

"What do a virgin and a used Prius owner have in common? Neither of them have had sex"

"I went to a peanut factory last week. It was nuts!"

"Coworker left himself signed in to LinkedIn and now his skills include ""mouth breathing""."

"What did Caesar say when playing battleship? A2 Brute."

"What do you call a Germany virgin? Good 'n' Tight"