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Joke of the Day

"What do a Jewish mother-in-law and 60 Minutes have in common? They both always start with tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk..."

"The difference between shit and oh shit: A boy mistakenly sends a love letter to the brother's girlfriend. Shit! Girlfriend's brother happens to be lesbian. OH SHIT!!"

"If a fish was trying to catch humans, what would the sport be called? Bass Murderering"

"My Favorite Fairy Tale The dog who cried woof"

"Strange new trend in the work office started. People have been writing names on the food. Today I ate some pizza named John."

"What is the thing called that irrigates your lawn? A garden Jose."

"It doesn't matter if you come third in the water olympics... All dives matter."

"So a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods... The boy says, ""hey mister its getting dark out and I'm scared"" The guy says, ""how do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone!"""

"Why is the African Justice System so flawed? Because there's too many *hung* juries."

"""I loves hows you've done me spinach Doc!"" Popeye tells his host. Hannibal winks. ""The secret is to add a bit of Olive Oil."""