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Joke of the Day
"Q: How do you get 27 kids to carve a statue? A: Have everybody chip in."
Next Joke
"A racist, a sexist, a homophobe, and a idiot walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and smiles. ""Welcome back, Mr. Trump!"" he says."
"Me: Siri, did you know millions of people misquote you on Twitter every day? Siri: Tim, I want your polish sausage."
"""I'll see you in hell"" should be followed with ""and I won't even stop to say hi"". Otherwise you're just making plans with someone you hate"
"They used to laugh whenever I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well they're not laughing now!"
"I caught my wife in bed with another man, I was crushed... So I said, ""Get off me you two!"""
"Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He's 0K now"
"My girl friend wanted a nose job... So I tried. But her nostrils weren't big enough."
"What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day? Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!"
"What do you call a black preist? Holy shit."