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Joke of the Day
"Q: How do you get 27 kids to carve a statue? A: Have everybody chip in."
Next Joke
"WHY ARE THEY STILL PLAYING CHRISTMAS COMMERCIALS? Me watching recorded TV shows"
"Top 3 questions asked by my parents: 3) How's the business? 2) Do you have a girlfriend? 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator?"
"My friend stopped making payments to his exorcist. He was soon repossessed."
"So what if I used a time machine to kill Hitler but arrived too late? And now he's alive and knows how to time travel? Would you guys be mad"
"Dear Bruno Mars, don't die for that b*tch. Obviously if someone is throwing grenades at her then she must be involved in some serious sh*t."
"Why should you never trust an atom? They make everything up!"
"in a gay bar WHAT DO YOU CALL IT WHEN SOMEONE FARTS IN A GAY BAR? A: A PICK UP LINE"
"My mom is having a hysterectomy. This is like the time I moved away to college and she tore down my childhood bedroom."
"Daughter yells ""I love bananas, the bigger the better"". Wife and I laugh hysterically, Then I die a little inside."