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Joke of the Day

"""Our teacher has a bad memory. For three days she asked us how much is two and two. We told her it was four. But she still doesn't know. Today she asked us again!"""

"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!"

"Life is like art done in chalk, beautiful but temporary, enjoy it while possible."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anita ! Anita who ? Anita you like I need a hole in the head !"

"Eye height that know won nose how two spell. Eye height it sew much it makes me blew. It snot fare."

"Last week, I went to a convention of Women without legs. The place was literally crawling with pussies. (Heard Willie Nelson tell it)."

"Why are there no Jews on Jupiter? Because it's a gas planet"

"What's yellow and flashes? A banana with a loose connection."

"How does a chef get to work? He woks."

"I'm turned on by women who don't mind sucking a little dick Mine"