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Joke of the Day

"Last week, I went to a convention of Women without legs. The place was literally crawling with pussies. (Heard Willie Nelson tell it)."

"""Are you even listening to me?"" is a weird way for my girlfriend to start a conversation."

"Gay jokes are really not cool. Cum on guys."

"What do you call a crazy train A loco-motive"

"i wish you could click ""save as"" on puppies"

"[helping son prepare for first date] ""what if she doesn't like it"" *stuffing handkerchiefs up son's sleeve* be confident in your magic, son"

"There's not a day that goes by where I don't think about that Backstreet Boy asking his pals, ""am I sexual?"" & they're like, ""yeah."""

"What type of cereal goes to the gym twice a day? Shredded wheat. I wish I could pin this joke on a 4-year-old, I'm so sorry"

"When I've had a bad day I remind myself that I'm a straight white guy. Then I high five some dudes and we destroy an ecosystem or some shit."

"I read that Hebrew lesson book so many times, I know it from back to front."