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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anita ! Anita who ? Anita you like I need a hole in the head !"
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"John went to the doctor saying that he cannot stop thinking and hear about skittles he was going crazy and paranoid. The doctor diagnosed him with Skittlophrenia."
"Despite how vital drinking water is.... I always turn my nose up at it."
"What is a suicidal person's favorite card game? Bridge."
"Women these days.....some of their eyebrows looks like they are sponsored by NIKE."
"Q.: ""Governor, what would you say if Trump picked you as his running mate?"" Christie: ""I'll close down that bridge when I get to it."""
"What blood type do happy people have? B Positive."
"Who's paying for Trump's wall? EveryJuan"
"What does the Russian President's wife scream during foreplay? Putin! Putin!"
"What do you call a broken fisherman's calculator. Something fishy that doesn't quite add up."