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Joke of the Day

"I'm turned on by women who don't mind sucking a little dick Mine"

"What do snowmen eat for lunch ? Icebergers !"

"put the punch line in the title how do you piss off reddit?"

"Why should you buy Adrian Peterson sun screen? Because it is very strong at beating the son."

"I asked my mom where she went to get groceries and if she would tell me if anyone died in game of thrones. She said... Jons, no"

"What's brown and sounds like a bell? DUUUUNNNGGGGGG"

"I'll be buried in a spring-loaded coffin stuffed w/ tons of confetti. In the future some archeologist is gonna have an awesome day at work."

"I was always told by my father to fight fire with fire... ...And that's how he got kicked out of the fire brigade."

"What did the cholo say when the houses fell on him? 'ey, get off me homes!"

"A guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, ""Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..."""