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Joke of the Day
"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!"
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"Why does Donald Trump take Zanax? For Hispanic attacks."
"How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch? ""Tea, Rex?"""
"Her: Ok, on 3 lets,say what movie our marriage is most like. 1.. 2.. 3 *simultaneously* Her: THE NOTEBOOK Me: SHAWSHANK REDEMPTIONOTEBOOK"
"UPDATE: They just released the time when Cecil the lion was shot. Tooth hurty"
"I accidentally mixed my coffee my redbull.. After 15 minutes of driving I realised I forgot my car."
"What do you call a green polo shirt? Collared greens"
"So my ex-wife is a bird lover... she always wanted a black cockatoo"
"Why is a reindeer like a gossip ? Because they are both tail bearers !"
"did you hear about the Chinese lift repairman? , it was Wong on so many levels."