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Joke of the Day
"How does a chef get to work? He woks."
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"What does an orphan and a bottle of champagne have in common? They both lost their pop."
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"If pro is the opposite of con... What's the opposite of progress?"
"One of those trendy avant chefs offered to cook me whale today. I said, please don't... That would make me blubber!"
"Why did Tiger Woods get divorced? Because Tiger was a lion cheetah!"
"PR manager, philosopher, translator and a journalist walk into a bar The Bartender says: ""Hey Tony! Four bachelor's degrees, but still no luck finding a job?"""
"I have over 500 FB friends but only 6 actual friends. And, I don't even like 2 of them..."