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Joke of the Day
"How does a chef get to work? He woks."
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"99% Indians work on the Principle of Rockets. It doesn't mean we aim for the sky. It means, we don't start work unless our tail is on fire"
"(OC) one I thought up this morning What did the vegetarian lion say before going hunting? ""Lettuce prey"""
"What does a north Korean and a ginger have in common? Neither has a Seoul"
"What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? You take your boots off to jump on a trampoline."
"Jokes written by kids (xpost from /r/funny) http://imgur.com/a/hyQna"
"one time a kid at recess said i couldnt actually dig a hole to china, i said ""Watch me"" then walked away. i avoided him the rest of the year"
"I have a big business on kids and murders. They all love my ferrets."
"What do you call a hobo with an afro? A frobo."
"A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ""Five beers, please"""