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Joke of the Day

"Eye height that know won nose how two spell. Eye height it sew much it makes me blew. It snot fare."

"Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school? She wanted to be a nurse."

"How did Donald Trump get his tonsils removed? Vladimir Putin wore a spiked condom."

"How do you make a girl gain weight? Marry her."

"What's the Difference Between Trump and Garbage Garbage can be thrown out"

"How do you get your partner to give you head? Put them in a guillotine."

"What do you call a crazy Mexican dog? Perronoid"

"There were many docks along the seashore, but one of them couldn't handle itself and collapsed. Why? Pier pressure!"

"Last night I dreamt I was a muffler I woke up exhausted"

"What did one orphan say to the other? ""Robin, get in the batmobile"""