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Joke of the Day
"Life is like art done in chalk, beautiful but temporary, enjoy it while possible."
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"""Why the fuck are you so fat?"" I eat too much pussy."
"The award for best X-Man goes to... Caitlyn Jenner."
"Badum tish. Hey, so this baby seal walks into a club."
"Fun fact: The hip word ""chillax"" is a combination of the slang term ""chill"" and the more traditional word ""laxative."""
"PE Teacher: Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer? Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net."
"I asked my trainer ""Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?"" He pointed outside and said ""The ATM machine"""
"What is a Norweigan's compact car of choice? A Fjord Fjocus."
"What do you get when you cross a slaughterhouse worker and a bad comedian? A bunch of butchered jokes"
"What did the old zombie dog say when she got a birthday bone? *My hip!*"