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Joke of the Day

"Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Easy question. Egg because they are white."

"I used to go out with an English teacher, but she dumped me... She didn't approve of my improper use of the colon."

"What do you get when you put a root beer in a square glass? A beer."

"What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel? I've never had a lintel on my chest."

"What does the Saudi executioner say every time he takes a head? [removed]"

"I had heard the rumors of clowns being spotted all over the country... But I honestly didn't believe it until I saw them debate each other on TV."

"What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? 45 minutes."

"Bono switched from Google to Bing But he still hasn't found what he's looking for"

"My wife wanted to have sex in the back of the car..... So I got stuck driving her and her boyfriend around all night."

"Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most? Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!"