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Joke of the Day

"I was sitting in a pub discussing classical music and the bartender said ""we've had about just enough of your stupid Bartok fella"""

"Why are there no good jokes about men? Because they were written by women."

"I don't like 9/11 jokes they're 2 plane"

"What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite"

"Q. What does CHAOS stand for? A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene."

"1. Pour milk on floor. 2. Ask which kid did it. 3. Send them to their rooms when they don't admit it. 4. Enjoy peaceful evening."

"My wife keeps complaining about her nine to five job I must admit, 4:51 is a strange time to start work"

"What's the best machine at the gym? The vending machine."

"I booked an hotel in kenya on walking distance from the beach... You can't imagine how far those kenyans will walk. [source: philip geubels, Belgian comedian]"

"How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match? Good jab."