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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you put a root beer in a square glass? A beer."

"Do you know why women love zombies? Because zombies love what's on the inside, not the outside!"

"Girl, are you the New Deal? Because I can feel my infrastructure expanding."

"What do wheat, gluten, and Arkansas have in common? They're all in bread."

"What did O say to Q? Your dick is hanging out."

"""You're still a winner,"" Pinocchio whispered into his third drink. He wept as his nose grew to touch the glass."

"Why did the investment banker leave her husband? She was losing interest."

"From a shark's perspective, Jaws is a lot like Home Alone."

"Pickup line! NSFW Did you watch the news report on how sausage can give you cancer? Well I know where you can find one which won't give you cancer ;)"

"Q. What do you call a one legged linedancer? A. Eileen (I Lean)"