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Joke of the Day

"Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most? Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!"

"Why do blondes have bruises around their belly buttons? Because blonde guys are stupid too."

"Did you hear the joke about the fast car? I would tell you but I think you're too slow to get it."

"How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag? Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way."

"Why did the chicken cross the school yard? To get to the other slide!"

"Tuesdays go into Humpdays now don't they"

"Look at the name 'Morgan Freeman' and then TRY not to read things in Morgan Freeman's voice. See? You can't."

"In the beginning, God created Heaven and Earth. Everything else was made in China."

"A blind woman told me she thought I had some good girth on my cock I think she was just pulling my leg."

"What kind of charge did the Couch place against the Recliner? Sectional assualt."