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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel? I've never had a lintel on my chest."

"Teacher: You have the same mistakes as the person next to you, how could that happen? Me: We have the same teacher."

"Tomorrow I'll go to the orphanage... ... and beat up some children. I mean, what would they do? Tell their parents?"

"Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a pub... Barman says ""Is this some kind of joke?"""

"Why couldn't the depressed person get his email? He had a bad Outlook."

"Why was the plumber sad? He had a shitty job."

"Fact: A good beer will not lose its label after sitting in a cooler of ice water all week. Related: Why is there still beer in the cooler??"

"What did one casual necrophiliac say to the other as they left their day jobs? Come by my place later, we'll crack a cold one."

"Did you hear about the new cologne Chris Brown put out? I heard it was a real hit with the ladies."

"Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks? They're Meteor!"