104041
Joke of the Day
"What does the Saudi executioner say every time he takes a head? [removed]"
Next Joke
"Ever done it with an attack helicopter? Let me tell you. It's pretty fly."
"How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants? He'll do it **Juan by Juan.** (So corny, IK.)"
"The only thing scarier than getting a call from an unknown number, is when that number doesn't leave a voicemail."
"Why do burgers run the gauntlet? To test their meattle!"
"My thoughts on the French Revolution Great concept, terrible execution."
"What happens when you step on an oily asian? Better not say. I feel like I'm already treading on a slippery slope."
"Girl, is your name Trouble? ...cause your dad tells me I'm in trouble."
"""Two parents that will never give you their love and approval!"" -sad Buzzfeed post"
"Why is Halloween one of the most popular holidays in West Virginia? It gives them an opportunity to *pump-kin*."