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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? 45 minutes."
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"How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series? 2016."
"Having big boobs because you're fat is like having a fast car because it's falling off a cliff"
"A pirate with a steering wheel on his crotch walks into a bar The bartender says, ""You know you have a steering wheel attached to your crotch?"" And the pirate replies, ""Arrr, it's driving me nuts!"""
"""Do NOT wake her up! It took me thirty minutes to get her to shut up and go to sleep."" -Conversation I just had about a damn Furby."
"Dont stop! I dont usually get to see beauty in motion"
"Adobe update is ready to install *gazes longingly into the distance*, but I don't think I am."
"* Aggressively aggresses your aggressions into aggressivity. *"
"I'm pretty sure Kanye West is the reason why we arent allowed to retweet our own tweets."
"Why do Jews hate water? Because the last one that stepped into a shower got bad gas."