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Joke of the Day

"I had heard the rumors of clowns being spotted all over the country... But I honestly didn't believe it until I saw them debate each other on TV."

"Just once I want to wake up to something exciting. *Wakes up next to spider crawling on pillow."

"a fun way to save money this christmas season is to change your name and move away"

"A cartoonist died in his home... Details are sketchy."

"How to avoid clickbait Not like this"

"Son: am I adopted? Me: not yet, but we're hopeful."

"Who the hell came up with 'prolly' for probably?"

"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling"

"What did Jesus' disciples say when he caught all those fishes? HOLY MACKAREL!"

"I just spent fifteen minutes wondering how mermaids poop in case anyone out there is looking for a best friend or arch nemesis or something."