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Joke of the Day
"Bono switched from Google to Bing But he still hasn't found what he's looking for"
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"Like Hannah Montana Transexual porn is the best of both worlds."
"Fart when people hug you. It makes them feel strong."
"I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say ""Hey look...that one is shaped like an idiot""."
"How do you overcome tyrannical pancakes? U syrup 'em"
"I had this nightmare that Salma Hayek and Kevin Hart were trying to tell me something at the same time and expected me to understand it"
"What did Tiger Woods' dad tell him on his death bed? ""Just concentrate on golf and fuck everything else"""
"Q: Why did the invisible man look in the mirror? A: To make sure he still wasn't there."
"A classic Tommy Cooper gag * I said to the gym teacher: 'Can you teach me to do the splits?' * He said: 'How flexible are you?' * I said: 'I can't make Tuesdays.'"""
"Bucket list: 1. Don't die."