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Joke of the Day

"Bareknuckle boxing is a little less manly... ...when you refer to it as ""topless fisting"". -&y (again, tis written by me!)"

"Of course your milkshake brings the boys to the yard. What boy doesn't love milkshakes? If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed."

"You can tell that a train has a gambling problem... When it spends all its time at the track."

"WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CHICKENS?!?! One got choked last night thanks to you! ; )"

"I Like my Woman How I Like my Coffee... Hot, in the kitchen, and ready for me when I wake up."

"Lost both my arms in an accident. The whole incident left me utterly humerless."

"What do you get when you mix human DNA and goat DNA? Kicked out of the petting zoo."

"What does a 9 volt battery have in common with a girls arsehole? You know its wrong but sooner or later your going to lick it."

"ROAR Did you here about the lion joke it will make you ROAR!!!"

"I like my women the way I like my coffee Ground up and in the freezer."