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Joke of the Day
"I Like my Woman How I Like my Coffee... Hot, in the kitchen, and ready for me when I wake up."
Next Joke
"Today Mother phoned asked me what I was doing . I said I was on Google maps and looking at her house .She asked if I could see her waving ."
"[board meeting] ""So Mr Parachute do you have a name for your invention?"" ""I call it the 'Makes the Ground Come at You a Bit Slower'."" ""No."""
"It's so cold outside. I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets."
"Ever heard of the movie ""Constipation""? Nope. --- That's because it hasn't come out yet."
"Why did the cowboy get a daschund? Because someone told him to get along little doggie."
"How did the shattering glass get everyone's attention? ""Let me be loud and clear!"""
"Proof that Jesus and his disciples were all Mexicans... It says in the Bible that they all traveled in one accord!"
"What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school? How should I know? I just fly the drones."
"You're supposed to exercise so that you can live longer but if you have to exercise all the time do you really want to live longer?"