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Joke of the Day

"What does a 9 volt battery have in common with a girls arsehole? You know its wrong but sooner or later your going to lick it."

"What do you say to a woman with no arms or legs? Nice tits!"

"Straight out of Gotham... This building, in the city I live in (in Tianjin, China) looks like it was taken straight out of Gotham City. http://imgur.com/j0RM7h3"

"If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before."

"What's the worst gift to give to a Jewish person on Christmas? Literally anything."

"What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? The pickpocket snatches watches..."

"[orders pizza] Would you also like our cheesy bread, comes with sauce? Are you trying to sell me a side of pizza with my pizza? 2 please."

"What do girls and parking spaces have in common? All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled"

"KFC Is like making love to a woman..... First you start with the succulent thighs then move on to the juicy breasts and at the end all your left with is a greasy box to stick your bone in"

"What do you call an inexperienced Egyptian God? Anoobis"