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Joke of the Day

"What does a 9 volt battery have in common with a girls arsehole? You know its wrong but sooner or later your going to lick it."

"If you were stranded on a deserted island, what's one thing you'd bring with you? A boat."

"Snake: *hissssssssss* Feminist snake: \*herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr\*"

"How do real partners in crime jokingly introduce themselves to people?"

"What type of animal browses Reddit? Karma-vore"

"How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs? Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce."

"Where does lonely soup go? To a brothel."

"Every time I post,, I get a rush like I'm releasing a little animal into the wild... A hideous, deformed animal that no one will ever love..."

"What's a math teacher's favorite TV show? Sinefeld"

"Have you heard of the new Lego Presidential Building Set? It's called ""My First Wall"". It comes with a few pesos as a refund."