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Joke of the Day

"ROAR Did you here about the lion joke it will make you ROAR!!!"

"On Halloween I'm going to let kids decide between raisins and a toothbrush so they know what we're going through with this election."

"new job in call center I got a new job with the local suicide hotline. I tried to phone in sick but they talked me out of it."

"Summer was especially good this year in Canada... If I recall correctly it was a friday"

"The best thing about telepathy is...I know, right?"

"Paul Walker was in Eight Below... ...and now, he's six below."

"In Maryland we can't legally carry concealed weapons so our best defense against being murdered is the zig-zag runaway."

"Why are dog boners so classy? Because their pinkie is out ^gross"

"What do you call a pallbearer from Oklahoma? A Karaoke"

"If you can't handle me at my worst, you and I have a lot in common."