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Joke of the Day
"WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CHICKENS?!?! One got choked last night thanks to you! ; )"
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"Q: What did the blonde customer say after reading the buxom waitress's name tag? A: ""What did you name the other one?"""
"A skeleton walks into a bar... and he orders a beer and a mop."
"""Yoda, are we on the right track?"" ""Off course, we are."""
"Where do Snowmen go to dance? To snowballs."
"CASHIER: would you like to donate one dollar to charity? ME: no thank you SATAN (sitting on a throne made of human skulls): excellent choice"
"DR DOG: The test results came back. PATIENT: Oh God DR DOG: The tumor is-- *sees a squirrel out the window and takes off*"
"A man fell into a river. Why did he refuse help? He was in The Nile"
"Guy getting test results from his doctor and the doctor says ""we have some good news and some bad news"" ""The good news is, we're going to name a disease after you"""
"What did the Vietnamese architect say to the Chinese post man? CHING CHONG"